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[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.25.05@08:26A]
I have a new livejournal. I feel that this one has outworn it's novelty. If you would still like to be my friend then add ryanmiffed. Tell me that you like my layout too because I worked very hard stealing the idea from the new Iron and Wine site.
ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.21.05@09:15A]


See you in hell, Dr. Gonzo.
THERE ARE 3 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.20.05@12:34P]
I had a dream that Laura and I went to Kurt Halsey's Parents house. It looked like a typical cookie cutter Florida home with bare white walls and blue shag carpeting. His father was one of those people tha tried to talk tough but you never paid attention to them so really they're just pushovers. He would tell us that we have to leave and we would say whatever and just keep on looking through boxes of his old stuff. He would than stand there with his arms folded and after a while would say ok but you have to be out by five. His mother was there too and she was so glad to meet people that like his son's work. She wanted us to stay for dinner. Kurt's Father had pretty much disowned him though because he wanted Kurt to be an architect or a carpenter because he had a cabinet full of tools of the trade to hand down to him that belonged to every Halsey male before him. The really interesting part is the restuarant we met Kurt at Later. It was called The Urban Canadian one night and the next night it turns into a Bennigan's and I've had a dream about this restaurant before. After that we went back to Kurt's house where he was telling me about this conversion van he bought that he wants to put a Hawaiian themed wet bar in the back. I told him to give me the tools and the supplies and that I would do it for him. Also the whole dream had a very Breakfast at Tiffany's feel cinematography-wise.
THERE ARE 1 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.18.05@03:39P]
Everyone has to go see this:[CLICK HERE]. It's amazing.
THERE ARE 3 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

In my opinion... [ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.18.05@08:39A]
In my opinion, the word 'dichotomy' is rarely warranted.
THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.14.05@11:13P]
[ mood | nerdy ]

The very thought of youCollapse )

Ok, yes...on Valentine's day two thousand and five I am singing a love song to a camera but just look at those features! You can change the aspect ratio at the flip of your little pinky...probably even the weakest pinky of the two! it's moments like these that make me wish I were the benefactor of a wealthy elderly gay man.

THERE ARE 10 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.14.05@08:50A]
This would most likely interest all you science fiction types
THERE ARE 5 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.12.05@07:56P]
[ mood | hopeful ]


how can something so small make you so happy...

without even trying?


Looking forward to X-files with Laura. I hope it's not one from the first season because we have seen all of those many times before.

I've been playing a lot of Need For Speed Underground 2 lately and if you've been thinking "Gee, where is, Ryan?" then I guess I answered that question, huh?

Tomorrow is my "Day of Ryan". I purchased perfectly sliced ham, salami, monterey jack cheese and fresh rye to make my favorite sandwhich tomorrow. I also invested in some snobby beer to drink with it.

If it's a nice day tomorrow then maybe I'll go outside. No use in wasting a perfectly good day. In Florida, they are a rarity.
THERE ARE 7 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.11.05@01:25P]
Ok everyone...what have I ever asked of you? Nothing. I'v enever asked you for anything. So do you think this once you can do something for me? I am trying to get a free ipod and the local news says this one is legit. I just need to refer five people to sign up for these offers. The best one on there is a $20.00 gift certificate from Circuit City. All you have to do is sign up for this program that is called buyers advantage and they charge you one dollar which I will give you if you want. In a couple weeks you just call and cancel and you will never be charged again. Here is my referral link: http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=15101036 . Help me get an ipod. Thank you.
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Random thought for today [ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.10.05@09:45A]
I used to go to youth group meetings at church when I was 13 or 14. My youth group leader was about to leave to take another position somewhere else so he was introducing the new youth group leaders that were to replace him. It was a bi-racial couple and when the woman stood up and introduced herself as "Dorcus" I let loose one of those PFFFFT's really loud and everyone turned and stared at me like her name wasn't funny and Dorcus herself gave me the death stare for the rest of my stay at that church. I was totally unprepared for the hilarity of that woman's name. I know it kind of seems mean for me to laugh but I mean, someone named Dorcus is either:

A] used to people thinking her name is funny [especially kids] or
B] has developed a sense of humor about her name or
C] has completely changed her name so no one ever knows her real name was ever Dorcus

But I guess it was secret answer D] grow increasingly bitter about her name until she decides to take it out on young children with an obvious appreciation for funny words.

I don't know why that popped into my head but it made me chuckle and I hope it made you guys chuckle too.
THERE ARE 8 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.09.05@10:56A]
So I need new glasses and I am coming up empty handed in my internet search. I want some like these:


But I might just end up saying fuck it and going with these:


I wish Nintendo made adult eyeglasses. That would be great to have some glasses with the Nintendo logo on the side even though I am a staunch opposer of labels on things I wear.
THERE ARE 23 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.09.05@09:18A]
Holy crap they put D.A.R.Y.L. on DVD.




[Some ranting about family stuff...]Collapse )
THERE ARE 5 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.07.05@12:08P]
Paying taxes is such a rip off. They withheld over a thousand dollars from me this year and I only made like 15,000 so I'm thinking I'm going to get most if not all of it back. Nerp! 328 buckaroos. That's it. The government keeps the rest for wars, oil companies, lining their own pockets and training the next Osama. I couldn't care less about actually having the money. What I am upset about is this is the second year in a row I have given money to the federal government. I wouldn't be so upset if I, gee, I don't know, had a say in how it would be used. NONE of the people I voted for are in office. Not even locally so I hate paying sales tax too. There should be a rule that if your candidates don't make it into office then you don't have to pay taxes. Let the people who think it's a good idea to elect these morons foot the bill.

Plus I wanted one of these.


But my hatred for the current administration still rings true.
THERE ARE 3 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI! [ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.06.05@07:08P]

A guy who looked like Christopher Meloni

came into Ace today and was wearing these pants

I thought I had wandered into a movie or two.
THERE ARE 5 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
02.03.05@07:02P]
Ryan I made you a new layout. <3

fuckadonutujerk
THERE ARE 2 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
01.29.05@07:42P]
My grandfather is insisting I copy The Carpenters' Greatest Hits for him. And this is why I have the coolest grandparent. Hands down. I am making a copy for myself also. And this is why I am lame.
THERE ARE 2 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
01.28.05@10:53P]
I feel mentally constipated right now.
THERE ARE 1 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
01.28.05@06:25P]
[ mood | contemplative ]

This is something I've been listening to a lot lately and I thought I would share it with you:


Mother don't worry, I killed the last snake that lived in the creek bed
Mother don't worry, I've got some money I saved for the weekend
Mother remember being so stern with that girl who was with me?
Mother remember the blink of an eye when I breathed through your body?

So may the sunrise bring hope where it once was forgotten
Sons are like birds, flying upward over the mountain

Mother I made it up from the bruise on the floor of this prison
Mother I lost it, all of the fear of the Lord I was given
Mother forget me now that the creek drank the cradle you sang to
Mother forgive me, I sold your car for the shoes that I gave you

So may the sunrise bring hope where it once was forgotten
Sons could be birds, taken broken up to the mountain

Mother don't worry, I've got a coat and some friends on the corner
Mother don't worry, she's got a garden we're planting together
Mother remember the night that the dog had her pups in the pantry?
Blood on the floor, fleas on their paws,
And you cried 'til the morning

So may the sunrise bring hope where it once was forgotten
Sons are like birds, flying always over the mountain
THERE ARE 6 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

Boring dream but I don't care [ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
01.28.05@01:40P]
I had a dream I went to my friend Ben's house which was on Omicron Seti III and his house was a lounge for all the miscreants of the galaxy. On this particular day though, the ambassador of Pergnak decided to have his daughter's birthday party there. I met her and fell in love with her even though her species has webbed appendages. It made holding her hand a bit difficult though. Halfway through the party the romulans crashed on the surface in a decoy enterprise and they jumped out and started shooting with their phasers. The crew of the NX-01 Enterprise was there but the Romulans had some sort of nano suits on that made it difficult for the Enterprise's crew's phasers to stun them so the Enterprise crew was eventually taken over and rounded up. The Romulans came to steal valuable ores used in weapon making from Ben's house and when they transported an explosive on their ship without knowing it Trip Tucker found a way to detonate it remotely from the surface and we all got away and all the Romulans died.

I was reading that Star Trek book I just bought right before I went to bed.
ENGAGE.

[ CAPTAIN'S LOG: STARDATE
01.27.05@01:18P]
What I did with $5.12 yesterday.

C'est si bonCollapse )
THERE ARE 7 LIGHTS. && ENGAGE.

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